How Not To Press The Fuck It Button

 

Christmas is just around the corner,
And food is at the forefront of your mind already. 

Supermarkets don't help,
From Grim Reaper to Santa is the norm these days.

But let me guess..

You want to be more present with loved ones, celebrating together, feeling connected.

And most importantly, not overthinking every single decision you have to make. 

You don't want to choose between goals and celebrating.

You don't want to be worrying about what the scales are going to say come January. 

And you don't want to say have to say 'No' to every single mince pie. 

And because Mince pies are easily the best thing about Christmas. *

I don't blame you.

*I don't care what you think, this is a hill I will die on.

Only one problem.

There is an even stronger temptation lurking in the background. 

An urge stronger than;
Warm mince pies. 
Baileys for breakfast. 
And Christmas Baguettes for every meal. 

"Surely not, 
Surely nothing is stronger than the holy trinity of Christmas?!"

Well it's true,
And you know it. 

The urge... 

 

To Press The Fuck It Button. 

 

This Year I Made A Commitment...

To be more Santa,
Less Scrooge. 

So I have created a LIVE practical and interactive masterclass to help you out at this tricky time of year. 

Call it a gift,
From me, 
To you. 

It has one main focus. 

To Stop you hitting the 'Fuck it Button' 

Because that's a struggle right? 

Not letting a few days of celebrations,
Turn into a 2 week, booze and chocolate fuelled rampage.

I hear you...

"You Sir are absolutely chock full of reindeer droppings shit, it isn't possible."

Well,
If you want to believe that, 
Fair enough. 

But if a part of you is a bit curious,
A part of you is questioning your reality, 
Thinking it just might be doable. 

Good! 

Lean into that,
Register for the Masterclass Below and prepare to have your mind blown.

11/12/24 at 7PM UK time. 

P.S - I will spend some time at the end answering some questions, so if you do want some more tailored support for your unique struggles, 

Then you will want to sign up below. 

If you're still on the fence..
Read on Below. 

Register Below For The Very Merry Masterclass

 

Only 45mins of your time,
To make the festive season feel more calm, connected and enjoyable.

Instead of it being laced with guilt, overthinking food and a whole (gravy) boat load of self criticism. 

And, most importantly. 

To help you avoid smashing the 'Fuck it Button' more times than Elf will be on the Tele. 

Oh, You're Still Here Reading Huh? 

I know you're thinking it's too good to be true. 

You might even be thinking,
"Who the hell even are you?"

"How do I even know this is legit?"

Well, 
🎶 Allow me to re-introduce myself, 
My name is Stu,

S to-the TU, 🎶 

Apologies,
My lyrical genius ends there. 

But you aren't looking for a rapper,
You're looking for someone to help you make it through Christmas,
Without it feeling like one long, painful and demoralising battle.

Luckily,
I am a health coach,
With a lot of experience, 
Helping people just like you, 
Achieve results like this...

Imagine that...

No more 'All or nothing',
Not hitting the 'Fuck it button' 

Not being 'on or off' anymore,
And not having to put your life on hold to do it. 

That's why you need this Masterclass.

Register Below For The Very Merry Masterclass

 

Only 45mins of your time,
To make the festive season feel more calm, connected and enjoyable.

Instead of it being laced with guilt, overthinking food and a whole (gravy) boat load of self criticism. 

And, most importantly. 

To help you avoid smashing the 'Fuck it Button' more times than Elf will be on the Tele.